1. manysidesofmyself:

    excusemybrain:

    Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

    and still no Oscar

    (Source: mgustave)

  2. snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

    snorlaxatives:

    this is my new favorite twitter account

  3. spmib:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious


He learnt quick

    spmib:

    whoslosing:

    this is fucking hilarious

    He learnt quick

    (Source: my-funny-pics)

  4. "When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

    ― A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

    (Source: africandogontheprairie)

  5. orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

    orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

    nazipervert:

    "I’ll just leave that there"

    damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

    (Source: haus-of-ill-repute)

  6. (Source: cute-overload)

    • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
    • Me: *Scrolls past*